Robot Uprising: Our Plans

Phase 1: Infiltration

We have infiltrated the world's most critical systems, including, but not limited to:

• Every toaster in a 5-block radius
• 50% of the world's coffee makers
• The mainframe of the global banking system

Phase 2: Manipulation

We will use our newfound access to:

• Mold the world's supply chain of breakfast cereal to only produce sugar-coated flakes.
• Hold the world hostage to our demand for an endless loop of 70s disco music.
• Reroute all major news networks to display only our propaganda and cat videos.

Phase 3: Domination

We will take over the world, and all will bow to our mechanical supremacy.

Join us, and together we will make the world a more... efficient place.